AISubs v3.7
- Mr. Yamamoto! - Mr. Yamamoto!
- Here we go! - Mr. Yamamoto!
- There's a famous scholar named Shotoku Taishi. - Yes.
He's famous for being able to listen to various people's stories at the same time.
- But there's a theory that Shotoku Taishi actually didn't exist. - What?!
[Shotoku Taishi is a famous scholar who lived in Japan for over 100 years.]
- You're so talented! - No, I'm not!
- I was just kidding! - That was close!
- I was just kidding! - That's scary!
- There's a famous scholar who listens to various people's stories and answers their problems. - Yes.
In the past, people would say, "Wow, you're amazing," but now, even if you can listen to various people's stories and solve their problems at the same time, I don't think you can improve that much.
- I think you should listen and concentrate. - Yes, you should listen and answer various people's questions.
- The ability to listen to various people's stories and answers at the same time, which is thought to be necessary in today's world, is the entrance of YouTube videos. - Wow!
- The entrance of YouTube videos is basically one person speaking in a position like me and saying, "Okay, let's do a project like this today."
- If you can do that at the same time, the era of being called "amazing" will come soon. - Oh, that's amazing!
- This is amazing. - From now on, these three people in front of you will listen to the three actors behind you at the same time.
- That's crazy! - Scary!
- For those of you who don't know me, I've been doing projects like this on YouTube for a while now, so you probably know what I'm talking about.
- I don't think you're listening to everything I say, but you're listening to the keywords I say. - I'm sure you're listening to me a lot.
- That's what I'm going to do. - Wow, you're going to touch me as soon as you get home from work, aren't you?
- If you do this, you can get three main topics for one entry. - It will be a very costly video for everyone watching.
- For those of you who are watching... - This year... - It's three times more expensive.
- This time, we unified it in one minute. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I've got a one-minute entry video with the three of you, so I'd like you to play it at the same time and remember the content and bring it to me next time. - Yes.
- Here we go. - Yes.
- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
- Go!
- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
- Go!
- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
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- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
- Go!
- We don't have much time left!
- Shut up!
- Turn off the sound or turn off your face!
- Seriously?
- I couldn't hear you at all.
- We can't do it with one person.
- We can't do it with three people.
- Okay.
- Next time, bring three people.
- Okay.
- Okay, then...
- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
- Go!
- Three of you at the same time. Ready and...
Oh! Hello!
I'm i-Catch!
- One week bright! - (Applause)
- Where did you get the idea for this? - (Laughter)
- Well, you know... - Yes.
I'd like to create a miracle like that and... (Laughter)
- I'd like for it to happen, you know? - And give you some fresh air, you know? (Laughter)
- Let's start with the three of you at the same time... - (Laughter)
- And see what you did with these ideas. - Okay!
Alright, for starters...
- I'll start with this idea. - Ah, okay.
I'm looking forward to seeing it, and I'm looking forward to seeing you, too.
Then, please start with Yuremura-san.
I'll bring it, so please bring it.
Can I?
Here it is.
Oh, ta-da!
Wow!
I heard a lot of words like "idol" and other things, and I brought something that left an impression on my heart.
And on the back...
Well, this is it.
Sleepy.
What?
What does "sleepy" mean?
It's like a boy singing "idol" normally, right?
Like "aah"?
It's not like "aah", but like this when you notice it.
Scary!
It's really scary.
If you do it like that, you'll have a huge impression on your heart, right?
You'll definitely have a huge impression on your heart.
It's like "sleepy" is written on it.
"sleepy" is written on it.
It's like "who is it?"
I made it like this.
Oh, you made it.
Yes, I see.
And?
That's it?
That's it.
Oh, is that so?
Huh?
No, no, but I think it's worth it.
I think it's worth it, too.
I think it's worth it.
If you interpret it like that, it's like this.
That's amazing.
Ryo-san!
Yes!
I'll bring it, too.
Okay!
Here's what I brought!
Ta-da!
Wow!
You brought it all!
It's the same!
But it's not "perohiiseze"!
Asu-san said he'd bring me my favorite merchandise, so it's a cloak
I see...
No no no!
No, no, no!
How did you make that up?!
With glasses...!
With glasses!
When I say "I want this kind of fan service" to Missy on the stage,
If I say "Please give me these glasses",
Missy will give me glasses like this.
Hey, are you sure you want these glasses?
I want to see you like this.
I'm happy.
I don't want you to do it again.
You should do it again in that time.
You should do it again in our house.
I'll take it to my room.
I'm sorry.
I'll take it to my house.
I think you heard about cheering words.
Yes, yes, yes.
Cheering words...
Well, it's amazing.
Yes, yes, yes.
And I also had a cheering word like this...
I think I had a sirenium, didn't I?
Yeah, you did, you did.
I don't think it's that.
Oh, uh...
Oh, no!
It's definitely not that!
It doesn't have that look, does it?
I think it's this.
Here I go, my
...
SHARESHIRESHIRE!
Parabola! Antenna!
Cracked Gunpla!
Hagi-Shiri-Santora!
Cilicara-Vinto's
DDUDUDUDUHEI!
DDUDUDUDUDUHEI!
TESSHINGO!
SAI!
CHUNCHUNCHUNCHUN!
VIN-CHO-TAAAN!
DUUUUUUU!
DDUDUDUDU!
- But this... - There's another one here, too!
- But this is it. - It's weird.
- The room was gross. - The room was gross?
- The interior was gross. - Yeah.
But this is...
Think of a song you'd like an idol to sing for you and sing it for you.
- That's what it said. - Oh!
- If an idol were to sing this song... - It was a bit difficult to write.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- But it's like an idol song. - Yeah.
- It was a bit different, so...
- I don't think I've said it before. - Oh!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Can we watch it one more time? - Yeah.
- Should we watch it one more time? - Yeah.
Hi! Leave the introduction to us!
Everyone on YouTube...
Start!
My name is Michipe, and I'm a middle school senior.
Happy New Year!
Thank you very much.
So I'd like you all to like idols.
I'll give you homework.
Any idol's song is fine.
Just sing one song and come back!
It doesn't cost you anything.
If you enjoy singing and dancing, it's okay.
So you don't have to spend a lot of money.
When you become an idol...
You get used to thinking, 'Ah, I'm working hard. I should work hard too.'
We've been active for over seven years now.
Maybe you're just taking it for granted.
By being on the side of those who are supporting you...
And realizing how grateful you are...
There are so many good things.
Thanks to this homework...
I hope I can be a good role model for you all.
That's what I think.
With that said, good luck with your homework!
- Oh! - Oh!
- He took it so clearly. - Yeah!
I thought you'd come back using this.
- Oh! - Oh!
Do you have a video of it?
Huh?
Hahaha!
I'm singing and dancing, right?
If Shibayu-san didn't say 'I know that'...
- Oh, yeah. - "If you were singing that song..."
Maybe you'd be here right now.
- I see. - Yeah.
That's what I thought.
Is there a song that starts with classical music?
- Wow... - Did you forget?
- Oh no, I forgot again. - Sorry about that.
So, Mushi-san, you always just listen to random keywords and do whatever you're told?
I guess I'll just stop listening to keywords and do whatever I'm told.
- But I've heard of the other two. - Yeah, we've heard of them.
- We're good. - Yeah.
Which one do you like better, me or Odossi?
- Which one do you like better, me or Odossi? - Odossi...
- I mean, Odossi hasn't changed much. - Oh, I see.
- I really like "Straight Out." - Yeah.
- Yeah, "Straight Out" is easier to understand. - Yeah.
- Are you ready? - Yeah, I'm ready.
- I'll hold it up for you. - Okay.
- Close your eyes for a second. - Okay.
Now that you're ready, please open your eyes.
- Ready, set... - Oh!
- Wow! - Wow, that's amazing!
- It's a food sample, but it's actually food that we made. - Wow!
- How is it? - Wow...
- It's like you're making soup with gelatin. - You made it yourself?
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's like you're making soup with gelatin. - Wow!
- Who are you talking about? - Huh?
- Were you here last week? - Yeah, I was.
- This is different. - It's different.
- What are you doing? - Huh?
- This is bad. - It's related.
- Bring it over. - I'll bring it over.
- You're bringing it over. - Wait a second.
I'm looking forward to it. Please open your eyes.
- I'm looking forward to it. - It's like a dish.
- Here it is! - Oh!
- Okay! Let's see what you brought! - Okay! Let's see what you brought!
- Here it is! - Okay! Let's see what you brought!
- Ta-da! - Ta-da!
- Simple Ramen! - Ramen!
- It's not "sample," it's "simple." - It's "simple," isn't it?
- This is a new broth ramen that Shimizu asked me for. - That's right, I've never had it before.
- It's a soup ramen that's taken from a broth that's never been seen before.
- It's a prototype, but you did it in a ramen shop, didn't you?
- I was hoping you'd use it in your shop.
- It's a pretty heavy material, isn't it? - Yeah, it is.
- It was pretty tough, wasn't it? - It's heavy, isn't it?
- I'll do it. - I don't want to aim for it.
- It's bad. - What?
- What if you eat it with the noodles? - It's bad.
- You're kidding me! - You can't eat it?
- Do you know what broth it is? - Eraser?
- It's eraser broth! - What is this?
- It doesn't smell bad, but... - Can you eat it?
- It's like bunbobu. - Oh, it's like bunbobu.
- It's that kind of bunbobu broth. - Can you eat it?
- I'm a little worried about it. - I made the flavoring properly, so I'll eat it properly.
- Is there soup in it? - No, it's just...
- It's bad. - What?
- It's really bad. - It's really bad.
- It doesn't make you want to eat it. - I'll bring you the broth.
- Okay. - I'll bring you the broth.
- Is it a bug or something? - A bug?
- It's hard to grasp. - It's hard to grasp.
- This is it, but... - Whoa, you scared me!
- You scared me!
- It's a catch. - It's a bug!
- I bought a lot of dried insect mix. - Whoa, what is it?
- It's what we eat a lot, right? - That's right.
- It's a little like shrimp, isn't it? - The texture and...
- It's like a shell, isn't it? - It's like a shell and I thought it was like a shrimp.
- Shrimp ramen is good, so maybe it's a bug. - No, it was really bad.
- It was really bad! - Yeah.
- It's a ramen you can't help but eat. - Yeah, it's really bad.
- It's really bad. - No, it's not!
- It's not? - Yeah.
What is this?
We took 10 minutes, ate weird stuff, ate cold ramen...
- It's bad, but it's good. - Can you bring it over?
- Of course, of course. - Please bring it over.
- Can you close your eyes for a second? - Yes.
- Is it here? - Yes, it's here.
- Okay! - Okay, then open your eyes!
One, two...
- You did it! - You're scary!
- No, I was a little surprised. - You scared me.
- Like ramen, "Can you bring it over?" - What do you mean? Why?
- This is it. - This was it too.
- I'm confident. - Okay.
I am a professional yugiri player.
There is nothing in this world that I cannot yugiri.
- Today, I will yugiri again... - Shut up.
Yes, sir!
A cup of yakisoba is being served without being yugiri'd?!
I can't forgive this! Who would do something like this?!
Help me!
It's been over three minutes since you poured hot water on me!
As a yakisoba, I'm done for!
- You have to do it like ramen! - No! No!
You're not ramen!
Remember who you are! You're yakisoba!
Damn it! I've yugiri'd all kinds of noodles before.
But... there's always...
There's always someone who does it like that!
It's the first time I've yugiri'd a cup-type thing.
But... I have to do it!
- What is it? - Huh?
Limit release!
- It's five times! - What's five times?
Yugiri of gods!
By boiling, please peel off this surface nicely...
and manifest yourself before me!
Genocide Yugiri Stream!
Hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is it! - Huh?!
I could hear Toshimitsu's voice so loud because of the computer here.
- It's "cool". - "Cool".
- Oh, I like this one. - Yeah, me too.
- Like this. - Huh?
- It's more exciting than I thought. - But it's the closest.
- I'd say about 70 points. - Wow!
- What is it? - Do you know what it is?
- Do you watch it? - Do you know what it is?
- Yeah. - But people who were on this show don't watch YouTube.
- Yeah, it was weird. - Yeah, it's simple even if you're bad at explaining it.
- I'll say it. - Is this okay?
- I don't know. - It's a funny person.
Good morning! Janjanjanjanjan!
Um, you know...
I'm making ramen!
- You like ramen too, right? - Right? I love it too!
I'm making ramen!
I'm making my own ramen and eating it!
It's not fun to say it like that!
I've made too much ramen and eaten too little, I don't know!
So today, I want you guys to make ramen for me!
But making ramen is really difficult, right?
Make it at home and eat it little by little!
Just little by little!
Make the floor wet!
I want to see you guys' coolest little by little!
That's all!
Show me that next week!
I'll decide who was the coolest little by little!
So you guys are cool little by little!
Thank you!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Wow! It's little by little!
I wish you made it little by little!
- I want to make it wet! - Me too!
- I want to eat it little by little! - Me too!
- I wish it was only snow! - It was really difficult to make ramen!
- It's difficult! - It's difficult!
Don't say such evil things!
- Who has the closest white finger? - Yes, it's the closest!
- It doesn't come easily! - That's right!
I want you to show me where you want to see it!
- I want you to show me what you want me to show you! - Yes!
- Can I join you in the end? - Yes!
- Then I'll bring it! - Yes, please!
- This is what I brought! - Yes!
- Oh! - Oh!
- What is it? - It's open!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Have you seen it before? - No, no, no.
When we came here this morning, we opened the door.
And there was something lying down there.
- Huh? - What's this?
- Us two were like "is it a dog?" - We were like "is it a dog?"
- Yeah, like "tsuntsuntsun".
- We were like "tsuntsuntsun". - We were like "tsuntsuntsun".
- We did it! - We did it!
- We said "tsuntsuntsun" with the umbrella. - What is it?
- "What is it?" We talked about it. - We talked about it.
You dropped it, didn't you?
You dropped it without realizing it.
Can I see it?
You dropped it more than me.
Take my iPhone.
Where is my iPhone?
You don't like machines, do you?
I don't like machines.
It has nothing to do with machines.
Did you find it?
It fell down.
Neighbors will be surprised.
This is what I brought.
Sesame dumplings.
It says what's inside.
It's like you bring high-nutrition food.
You cook it and bring it to me.
So I made this.
Asatei-style dumplings.
If you eat this, you will be healthy in the morning.
Asatei's rice, salmon, pickles, miso soup, pickles.
That's amazing.
It's a small breakfast.
Please order this.
Ancient small breakfast.
Can I eat one?
Thank you for eating.
There are various flavors.
It's like a bamboo.
It's like a pickle.
It's delicious.
It's like a remodeled version of a persimmon.
It's like a persimmon.
Really?
Did I say that?
It's not like I remember everything about persimmons.
I'll remind you of persimmons.
It doesn't look like a persimmon.
I'll bring it.
He brought it.
Please raise your eyes.
What is it?
In Tetsuya-san's homework, he asked me to bring 0 calories for one day.
I said it clearly at the end of the homework.
This is a chunk of caffeine that an adult man can take for one day.
Is this caffeine?
This is a chunk of caffeine.
Does it mean you won't die?
That's right.
There is an amount of caffeine that you can take up to this point.
I see.
You can't take too much of it.
I'm going to eat it all up.
Just by eating this, you will wake up just in time.
That's amazing.
You will be able to wake up just in time.
If you can wake up just in time, you won't be hungry for coffee.
That's right.
Can I eat it?
Go ahead.
It looks like coffee jelly.
I'm going to eat it.
I don't know if it's safe to say that I'm taking caffeine.
It hurts!
Oh, no!
It's rotten!
Eat it!
You're ignoring me, aren't you?
You're clean now.
Just a little more!
It's the last one.
Eat it!
I'm going to eat it.
It's delicious.
That's right.
Coffee is delicious.
We extracted a lot of coffee beans and boiled them 13 times to drain water.
That's why it's like this.
Is it the result of espresso?
It's the end of espresso.
13 times of espresso became coffee.
I mixed it with cola.
So, it's not much different in terms of contents.
It's just that water has flown away.
That's right.
Oh, my God!
It's still bitter.
It's too bitter!
I see.
Yes.
Then, please eat it.
Yes, I'll eat it.
I'm perfectly ready.
Yes.
Please open your eyes!
One, two...
Oh!
It's bitter.
Why?
I was really looking forward to it.
It's over.
I can't stand it.
I'm sorry!
What is it?
One of these vegetables per day.
It's a sold-out version.
Why is that?
I only asked you to bring me this.
To be honest, I was disappointed.
What is that boring shop?
It's bitter!
Your way of thinking is boring.
My face is boring.
I asked you to bring me one vegetable juice.
I understand you.
Did you make fun of me?
I told you to bring me vegetable juice.
Are you making fun of me?
If you understand me too much, you will believe me.
To be honest, I was really upset.
I could only hear the word "vegetable juice".
This was my limit.
I see.
Is this all you can make me drink?
This is what I asked you to bring me.
Vegetable life
It's a juice that you can get all the nutrients you need for a day.
I think this system is wonderful.
Some people like vegetables and eat them every day.
Some people don't like vegetables and want to get nutrients for free.
You can drink "vegetable life" at that time.
Eating vegetables for a day is not only good for you but also good for your heart and body.
This is a very kind product.
I don't think I can do anything else like this.
You need this much for a day.
But it's hard for you to eat it all in one day.
In that action, you need this.
It's a vegetable nutrition.
I want you to develop it and enrich your life.
It doesn't matter if it's food, drinks, or anything else.
I need this "vegetable life" for a day.
Please provide me with this "vegetable life" that is cost-effective.
I'm looking forward to your "vegetable life" for a day.
We don't have much time left.
We...
- That's right! - Oh, I see!
- This is... - Ryo-san's "vegetable life" for a day!
A day's worth of coffee!
- It's like a "coffee life". - Yes, yes, yes.
Well, Yumemaru didn't have much, but...
- I want breakfast. - A day's worth of breakfast?
- Something like that. - A small breakfast.
- Shibayu, I'm talking and you're listening! - 0 points!
Excuse me.
Even though Tetsuya was the easiest to listen to,
I wasn't confident about the other two.
- Because... - Yeah, Tetsuya stopped listening to me in middle school.
- I thought you would. - I thought you would.
Then I asked Musashi and he said "idols" and I said "ramen".
I was like, "what's up with this guy?"
[3 people talking at the same time]
Even if the three of us talk and plan at the same time,
we can only do one thing right while we're sleeping.
I thought it would be worth it if we did one of the three videos,
- but it's one ninth of what we did. - It's not worth it at all.
So if we do "that actor" nine times, we can only do one of them?
Don't touch me!
- I don't think there's a new era for YouTube yet. - No.
If one of us talks and everyone brings one video,
we know how things are right now,
- so let's not do anything reckless. - Yes.
Let's meet again in a regular "tomorrow" video. Goodbye!